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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Garbage/Recycling remembering dear old dad


Soucheray's column made me think about these matters. The picture of Joe peeking through the blinds to see how his recycling efforts were received made me chuckle.
I have bristled at those admonising notes they leave behind. Usually from the trash collectors, we've been really lucky with the recyclers. A "sustainable new urbanist" could describe my wife. I see the point, but don't get quite as exercised as she does.
Complaince with others expectations has never haunted me, or even vexed me so much.

Joe's column about the recycling reminded me of an episode my late father experienced on the cusp of trash handlings modern era. You might not remember hardware stores use to sell metal trash cans with holes to fascilitate burning. Most people burned some if not all of their trash. My father was your classic weekend alcoholic who faithfully executed my mothers "honey-do" lists so that he could drink in peace. The chore he actually enjoyed was burning trash in the trash can with holes. He'd tend the fires so that it burned very impressively, and he'd sit nursing dozens of cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This was the early 60's in Racine Wisconsin. One particular fire he had going reminded us of the Buddhist monk that set himself alight and was prominent on the national news at the time.


One day some self righteous Dane (Racine has the largest population of tea totalling Danes in north America, although there's no shortage of drunk Danes either.) decided that burning trash was antithetical to what he'd read in Rachel Carson's tome "Silent Spring." So the city passed a ban on trash burning. My father continued to burn his trash on Saturdays. A snoopy neighbor lady ratted him out. The fire department visited my father every Saturday for the next several weeks.
My father argued with them, they cajoled my dad, it got testier each week.

Finally the commander of our local fire engine told my dad that if he burned trash the following week, "it would be dealt with." My dad fulminated and cursed and in his plaid shorts, and argyle kneesocks, and scuffed penny loafers shook his fist at the departing fire engine.

The next week my dad pulled out of the garage that weeks cumbustibles and bent over to start the fire with his zippo that he carried through Africa during World War II. There was a breeze as there always is in Racine, hard by the shores of Lake Michigan, and dad opened a can of PBR, and lit a cigarette, when, as promised the red Racine Fire Department engine rounded the corner. My father ignored them till the captain got out, handed my dad a citation, then mounted the engine and manned the water cannon. The confidence drained from dad's face. Before he could utter a word the water jet hit my dads burn can, and it and my dad when shooting across the driveway and up against the garage. My dad was one of the few white men of that era who completely empathized with the civil rights protesters who were hosed by the fire department down south, who were competeing with burning monks on our nightly news back then.  I pointed out to my father in my insouciance of youth, "It could have been worse dad, they could have set the dogs on you."


Professional garbage sorting, and the era of garbology was upon us, recycling, and hand wringing about recycling was just around the corner.

Dad died in '85.  I often wonder what he'd make of the world since 1985. I think he'd get a kick out of it. I wonder what he'd make of  http://www.storyofstuff.com/

Monday, December 27, 2010

Yucca and the Pronuba moth


http://www.nps.gov/archive/whsa/pronuba.htm  Julie bought me seeds for two kinds of Yucca plants - the one Yucca Glauca has an interesting story in that it is totally dependent on a little moth that seems only to exist to polinate this one plant. Without this moth it doesn't produce seeds. Also there's a map of the distribution and it goes right up the middle of North America, but NOT Minnesota. So I'm going to try and germinate the seeds she bought, and see what happens. I wonder if the moths would blow in from North Dakota to help? If I plant this in my yard, will my corner of north Minneapolis be more like North Dakota? Yikes, that might be more excitement than I could handle. */*



From the above link: THE YUCCA AND THE MOTH


There is a very special relationship between the soaptree yucca and a tiny, little white moth called the pronuba moth. Each different type or species of yucca has its own species moth that pollinates it. The pronuba moth is the only animal that pollinates the soaptree yucca and it doesn't pollinate any other kind of plant. Scientists have found up to 67 different kinds of insects on or using the soaptree yucca, but this moth is the only one that pollinates it. Pretty cool, huh?!

Yeah I think so but I'm a geek that way.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Minnesota Viking football - stadiums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyLX2hY7E0     The dome collapsed 12/12/2010 after the worst snow storm in 19 years.  So with no dome, the team is playing on Monday night against the Bears at Minnesota TCF stadium. Our football may stink, but we certain have the best stadium video of the year.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1729977691914

So Brett Favre is hurt, Tavaris Jackson is hurt, that leaves third string QB Joe Webb to enter the breach. The media has told us he's never started an NFL game, and the coolest temps he's played in is 40 degrees. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PsUH1fmJk    Joe jumping 7 tackling dummies.

All we know is Joe can jump. Good luck, God speed Joe.

OH, and the weather report for Monday night - the snow will start just prior to kick off, and will snow heavily throughout Joe's debut. 5-9 inches.

Friday, December 3, 2010

R.I.P. Ron Santo - age 69

When the Milwaukee Braves left for Atlanta, the region I grew up in, SE Wisconsin changed its baseball locus to Chicago, and we were left the choice, White Sox or Cubs. I was 10 but I remember the Brave stickers on folders that belonged to my older brother. I remember the sense of abandonment and betrayal. Probably not unlike the Cleveland fans and Lebron.

I was 13 in 1969, I chose the Cubs because all of their games were televised on WGN channel 9. The games were all day games because William Wrigley of the chewing gum fortune felt games should be played during the day so kids could attend, that, and the ball park did not have lights. (Boy have things changed.)

So I became a Cubs fan in 1969, the slogan of that team was "No one can stop us."
Leo Durocher was the manager that season. Ron Santo was the third baseman. He of the "heel click" fame.  One night Santo celebrated a walk off win in Montreal.  Manager Durocher liked it so much, he asked Santo to do the heel click with each home win. The Cubs were in first place September SECOND. That was the last heel click of the season, but for some reason that gesture stuck in all our minds. Those that cared. Those that died a little each September failure. Those that witnessed the utter collapse to the Miracle Mets. Up till 1969 the Mets were the doormats and laughing stocks of baseball. The Miracle Mets caught and beat the "no one can stop us" Cubs. The Mets were World Champions in 1969.

Heel clicks stopped September 2nd, 1969, but that gesture stuck in our minds. Those that cared. It became emblematic of failure. Leo Durocher became the voice of failure. Who heel clicks in the face of calamity? Ron Santo.
Years later I read a news article about Ron Santo losing his legs to diabetes, and thought as I suspect many Cubs fans from 1969 did. God took his legs for the heel clicks. You don't have to tell me it is an irrational notion, but so was losing to the New York Mets.
So when I read the headline today that Ron Santo died, I thought how nutty I ever entertained the notion that God took his legs. I felt stupid. After all, Ron did the heel click spontaneously, reacting to a unexpected walk off win.  All the subsequent heel clicks, the ones that stuck in our craw were Durocher's idea. Ron was just following Durocher's order. Ron must be forgiven. Sorry Ron. Durocher's folly. Durocher of the famous quote "Nice guys finish last."

God took Leo to the big clubhouse in the sky in 1991.

Still it is kind of odd that Ron Santo died aged SIXTY NINE. SIXTY NINE, 1969.

Nineteen Sixty Nine.  MCMLXIX    The heel click, Jack Brickhouse post game interviews, the black cat that came on the field....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1gls58XXw&feature=related

MLB came back to Milwaukee when the Seattle Pilots folded in 1969, and moved into County Stadium in 1970.  It made the recovery from what I witnessed the year before easier. It was easy to severe my fealty to the Cubs and cleave my emotions to the Milwaukee Brewers. I remained a Brewer fan even after I moved to Minnesota in 1974. It wasn't until 1984, at Harmon Killibrew day. A game between the Brewers and Twins in the Dome. That was the year a rookie broke in with the Twins, Kirby Puckett. I was leaning towards the Twins when that September the Twins were knocked out of the playoffs in the last week by the Cleveland Indians. The Third Baseman for the Twins Gary Gaetti, aka "Rat" said afterward, "baseball is nearly impossible when you have both hands around your neck."  Personal responsibility, no excuses, acceptance. My heart leaped. I love these guys.
I have been a Twins fan ever since.

1987, and 1991 disprove Durochers bromide that "Nice guys finish last."
Kirby and the Twins finished first, TWICE.  1991 is very possibly the greatest game 6, and 7 ever played. I would argue in game six, when Kirby had a walk off to win it, Jack Buck has the greatest home run call ever. Kirby struck, and Buck said very matter of factly, "We'll see you tomorrow night."



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_Chicago_Cubs_season

Sunday, September 12, 2010

the Point of View film "Salt"

I watched this at work, the rewatched it when I wasn't interrupted, it's amazing, I wonder how I would react to this solitude. It would be really neat to see the night sky here.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Bert Blyleven and the Hall of Fame

I was reading a post about Bert not being in Baseball's Hall of Fame so I looked at the stats of current Hall of Fame / Pitchers There are a surprising number of pitchers that are much less deserving that Bert. Before looking into this I had assumed Jim Kaat was in the Hall. He's not either.  The list of Dodgers in the Hall that don't deserve to be is long. This attests to the greater amount of press and historic lore around that franchise. Don Sutton it seems to me is in the hall of fame because he played for California teams, and was a media darling. Bert is every bit as worthy as Sutton. Bert's stats are comparible with a lot of notable Hall of Famers. I included Bob Gibson not because he's not deserving, but Bert's stats hold up with his.
As far as Jim Kaat, if you are a durable pitcher who lasts for TWENTY FIVE YEARS IN A SPORT, put that person in the Hall of Fame for durability if nothing else. He spanned 3 generations of athletes for God sake!

Here's a sample:

Don Sutton 23 years G 774 Starts 756 CG 178 Sho 58 IP 5282.1 Wins 324 Loss 256 ERA 3.26 K 3574 WHIP 1.142 4 WS 2 wins 3 loss .526 ERA


Jim Palmer 19 years G 558 Starts 521 CG 211 Sho 53 IP 3948.0 Wins 268 Loss 152 ERA 2.86 K 2212 WHIP 1.180 6 WS 4 wins 2 loss .320 ERA

Jim Bunning 17 years G 591 Starts 519 CG 151 Sho 40 IP 3760.1 Wins 224 Loss 184 ERA 3.27 K 2855 WHIP 1.179 NO POST SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob Gibson 17 years G 528 Starts 482 CG 255 Sho 56 IP 3884.1 Wins 251 Loss 174 ERA 2.91 K 3117 WHIP 1.188 3 WS 7 wins 2 loss 1.89 ERA

Bert Blyleven 22 years G 692 Starts 685 CG 242 Sho 60 IP 4970.0 Wins 287 Loss 250 ERA 3.31 K 3701 WHIP 1.198 2 WS 2 wins 1 loss .235 ERA

Jim Kaat 25 years G 898 Starts 625 CG 180 Sho 31 IP 4530.1 Wins 283 Loss 237 ERA 3.45 K 2461 WHIP 1.259 2 WS 1 win 2 loss .333 ERA

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Metropolitan Opera Diva vs Minneapolis Hack

Back in the early 80's when I was driving a cab, the Sheritan Ritz downtown was home for the Metropolitan Opera and American Ballet Theater. The Ballet dancers tipped modestly, but the MO performers stiffed us to the penny. I asked one of the singers why that was since they were from NY. She laughed haughtily, "My dear we are on a per diem of 75 dollars a day while here, and we have a competition among us to see how much we can bring home." I stared at her with my best lizard gaze. She fled my taxi, into the stage door at Northrup.   


Don't look for the Sheritan, its the parking lot of the downtown library.